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Tila Tequila is Back Into Dating Chicks Again

Tila Tequila is Back Into Dating Chicks Again

Now that she’s got another guy out of the picture and broke another heart, Tila Tequila is ready to take on some more vagina. Right back to the chicks with her, and I can say after her last lust, Billy Corgan, this is a much better upgrade. Now we can only hope for her to make a bang tape or do “A Shot at Love” again and just have it a lesbian orgy versus a stupid reality tv show. We can only hope right? I would love to see Tila getting her beef curtains sucked on by another female. Fantasize about all your celebrity desires and see the best candids and learn of all the Hollywood scandals at Celeb Taboo.

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Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag


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8 mpegs, 16 Pics

With her shiny blonde hair and pumped up fake breasts, Colorado native Heidi Montag could be a naked Playboy model, but for now a seemingly never-ending series of some of the world’s skimpiest, sexiest bikinis will have to do.Famous for her drama-filled feuds with costar Lauran Conrad on the hit MTV pseudo-reality show The Hills, Heidi has become a fixture of supermarket tabloids, getting as much attention as actresses like Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. And though husband and costar Spencer Pratt is the only one seeing Heidi Montag nude these days, at MrSkin.com you can see the best pics and videos of Heidi’s tits clad in tight spandex bikinis on The Hills…. >>> read more

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XCU: Extreme Close-Up

XCU: Extreme Close-Up

How was Sean Cunningham’s little-seen XCU, aka Extreme Close-Up, managed to slip through the cracks? News of this flick had been circulating through the genre press for quite a while, and expectations were high that it would at last prove to be Cunningham’s return to form, the kind of effective, straight-ahead shocker that initially cemented his reputation as one of horror’s leading shockmeisters. Then while on vacation in Sun Valley, I was lucky enough to find myself at a benefit screening held by Cunningham himself to show off a newly re-edited and re-scored cut of the flick. Although such tinkering is usually a sign of trouble, I was surprised to find that the final product defied any dire predictions. In an age when people actually tune in by the millions to watch shows like “The Surreal Life” without irony, XCU’s melding of the prototypical reality show conceit (seven teenage contestants, one house, one week) with a classic slasher mpeg plot (who will survive, and what will be left of them?) feels even more eerily prescient than ever before. A nifty, often clever skewering of that errant cockroach known as “Reality TV,” XCU seems tailor-made for “The Real World” crowd, an audience that still confuses celebrity with notoriety, and fame with infamy.I didn’t know what to make of this clip at first. It initially seems to be pandering the same exploitative elements it is rallying against. But if the let’s-kill-them-off-one-by-one setup is initially predictable, especially coming from Cunningham (best known, of course, for launching the slasher craze with Friday the 13th), at last we have a mpeg that dares to take its high concept all the way through to its bloody end. The script by John Vorhaus and Tim Schlattmann is surprisingly sharp and biting, and doesn’t pull punches. Much of the fun of XCU is in the pleasurable uncertainty of never quite knowing who is or are the villains. Is it the producers, the contestants, or the audience itself? Are we ultimately to blame for today’s cult of narcissism when we are the ones who won’t turn the channel? XCU asks some tough, heady questions, but wraps it up in such a seemingly innocuous thriller-parody that it is more than just fun, but deliciously subversive.Shot on digital video, XCU isn’t always slick, and maybe even cheap. But it does have a you- are-there immediacy to its staged antics that is more authentic than the past three seasons of “Survivor” combined. It is nothing new to say that today’s wanna-be reality TV renowned don’t so much act like themselves as mug for the camera. Which makes them prime fodder for satire. But here, a surprisingly strong cast delivers something important than just effective quasi-documentary, improv style performances: they refuse to condescend to stereotypes. Most impressive is Sarah Chalke, now enjoying a hit with TV’s “Scrubs.” I won’t spoil any of the video’s twists, but let’s just say she gives the story its heart and soul and a nice little reversal. And genre fans will also get a kick out of seeing C. Thomas Howell revel in an atypical role as a slimy producer, and an all grown up Danica (”The Wonder Years”) Kellar as an obsessive lezbo. Now, that’s inspired casting!Many critics have lamented that Cunningham has never truly staked a claim for himself in the genre pantheon alongside such contemporaries as Craven and Carpenter. Maybe XCU will change that. This may be the only movie he has ever made where it actually seems like he cares about what happens to his characters. Blame him for Friday the 13th if you want, but in a strange way, XCU allows Cunningham to bring it full circle. Because the ultimate irony in XCU is that, if the teenagers of today’s Camp Crystal Lake were to find themselves on the wrong end of Jason’s machete, they wouldn’t flee in terror. Instead, they would try to push him out of the way to get more screen time. Because all that the teenagers in Friday the 13th had to do was to try to stay alive. In XCU, they have to do something far more difficult: they have to try to become notorious world-famous.

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Heidi Montag Can Always Turn a Head With Her Dress

Heidi Montag Can Always Turn a Head With Her Dress

Heidi Montag in my opinion is just some stupid skank from California, but she thinks otherwise. I get a kick out of these reality tv actresses from Hollywood who think they are all that. Granted she is a hot blonde who can pose for the camera. Forget about my whining though, check out the dress this scandalous blonde has on. It’s border-line lingerie I would say and is a piece of poon I would totally eat. You won’t find better updates on celebrities elsewhere so visit Celeb Heat and start watching their collection of sex tapes today.

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